If it has a penis between it's legs...

... then it is a jerk.
*waits to be proven otherwise*
*not holding breath*

higly rate the GaGa

Love Games and Just Dance

23490482 stars out of 10 :]

Road Raging Bunny

fuck you Perth and your 'you've must your turn off and now you're fucked haha!' attitude and your 'have fun driving for aaaages before being able to turn around and try it again' gimmicks.
blood pressure rising. today. lost. a good 23023984324324 times. *hyperventilates*

embarassing facts revealed part 1

the only book i've voluntarily read, you know as a semi-adult, was this
'If Only' the Geri Halliwell autobiography. Not suprised? Didn't think you would be - it was actually a really good read and definitely made me think that my thinspiration Vicky B might be the second best Spice after this biartch. :]

The inspiration behind my title

Okay, so I've looked to my favourite female singer's debut (set to be released in 2033) 'Her Name Is Nicole'. Critics say her attempts at her first single (and there was 5 of them) all failed because people sensed a desperation in everything Nicole Schererhiogfdhgoer did. What?I seem pathetically desperate in everything I do too? noo.... okay yes

That bitch from the paper and I...

We are the Australian equivalent of Susannah and Trinny haha See? See?

Idea #2

no really, how hard? No question about it I would be a black ranger (black is slimming you know!)

Idea #1 for this 90s hero party...

How hard is it to sew Lycra?

Private Practice

So I've decided that I like this show. Last night episode featured this skater teenage boy who loved his mate, you know, more than like-like, but he didn't like him back. Life imitates art, hang in there little buddy

yay they won!...wait a minute when did i start caring?

Oh that's right :]
Well you aren't going to enjoy everything you go through in life and sometimes, just to get through, you just got to focus on that one happy thought. Just got to learn to take my own advice more often...

so I figure that Khia and I are pretty much the same

This woman and I have several things in common...
We are both train wrecks
You know you shouldn't watch either of us but you just cant help and stare
So next time you're watching the disaster which is 'us' - be gentle.
(Her new album is much better than her last two just quietly)

<3

So this is one of my favourite songs which was recorded by Belgian singer Sarah in 2003 and covered by Lindsay Lohan (I heard that scoff) in 2004. I adore the lyrics, makes me daydream :]

Time stops for no one

It moves on unaware
It's easy not to notice
It's easy not to care
Conversation circles
There's money changing hands
I've been standing in the middle
I've caught up in dispair

But out of the confusion
The static and the noise
You got my attention
And made me wanna

Live like it's the last moon rising
Scream just like no one's there
Lose all of my defenses
Hold you, touch you, love you like
It's the very last moment in time

It seems like I woke up
Beneath a different sky
And I'm drunk on what I'm seeing
Through these open eyes
All the little ways you move me
All the places you expose
The illusion I held onto
You've got me letting go

I just wanna stay here
Soaking up the rain
Falling all around me
Wash the world away

Let me feel you next to me
And let me taste the breath you breathe
Open up the space between

Emancipation of Timmy

For Sale
1987-model man

PROS
fully liscenced and registered
traveled low kilometers
5 star safety

CONS
missing stability control at times
guzzles too much fuel
may not always start in the morning

drive away whenever you're ready