If it has a penis between it's legs...

... then it is a jerk.
*waits to be proven otherwise*
*not holding breath*

higly rate the GaGa

Love Games and Just Dance

23490482 stars out of 10 :]

Road Raging Bunny

fuck you Perth and your 'you've must your turn off and now you're fucked haha!' attitude and your 'have fun driving for aaaages before being able to turn around and try it again' gimmicks.
blood pressure rising. today. lost. a good 23023984324324 times. *hyperventilates*

embarassing facts revealed part 1

the only book i've voluntarily read, you know as a semi-adult, was this
'If Only' the Geri Halliwell autobiography. Not suprised? Didn't think you would be - it was actually a really good read and definitely made me think that my thinspiration Vicky B might be the second best Spice after this biartch. :]

The inspiration behind my title

Okay, so I've looked to my favourite female singer's debut (set to be released in 2033) 'Her Name Is Nicole'. Critics say her attempts at her first single (and there was 5 of them) all failed because people sensed a desperation in everything Nicole Schererhiogfdhgoer did. What?I seem pathetically desperate in everything I do too? noo.... okay yes

That bitch from the paper and I...

We are the Australian equivalent of Susannah and Trinny haha See? See?

Idea #2

no really, how hard? No question about it I would be a black ranger (black is slimming you know!)